Well, well, well...

(BPI) November 17, 2005.

"Bush Considers Throwing in the Towel"

According to un-named sources within the White House, President George W, Bush is considering, among othe options, resigning from the Presidency, to take over as CEO of the Dallas based "Mister Big 'Un Prezel Company", a company that his father and former presdient purchased last month for $6.7M...

Scottie McClennan, when asked about the the possibility that he might soon be working for Vice President Cheney said, "Hey, it's a job and it pays better than my last job as greeter at Walmart."

Meanwhile, Cheney's Chief of Staff "Scooter Libby" said, "Hey, it's time that the rightfull man should be president. He won't mess around with Rove v. Wade. He'll get someone that can get the job done."

The Bush folks, on the other hand, are businging themselves for the move to the pretzel factory.