Oh no! Not the Reverend! I'll bet MY fake Scottish accent is better than his!**bg**

As to paint and ashes, howabout some good old turpentine? O, my darlin', oh, my darlin', oh my darlin', Turpentine; you have burned me and cleaned up me, oh my darlin' Turpentine!...Ooooo, please don't let this puir attempt influence your gift ideas a'tal, a'tal, Dear Santa!

I've love to see what Irene had up her sleeve, er...well, in mind, Royal Mail or not..:-)

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