Not to trust someone when they say there is no charge - witness my phone bill for over £200.00!!

That there are more ways of describing bollocks than even I knew, and that there are a lot of people out there who care about someone the other side of the world, even though they never have and are never likely to meet.

And that there are lots more people out there who have the same sense of humour (warped) as I do.....

LTS