Quote: Lindswidder on 08 May 04 - 04:11 AM

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I have Henry Hall's "Definitive" version, but this is a naughty one my children used to sing when small:

If you go down to the woods today
You're in for a big suprise
If you go down to the woods today
You'd better go in disguise
For Uncle Frank is having a w...
And Uncle Bob is sucking his k...
And Auntie Flo is having a go at Grand-dad.

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(Just to add something to this conversation as I pass through.)
The adult version that I know is similar to this, but the last half is something like:

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'Cos mum and dad are havin' a s**g,
And Uncle Bob is sucking his kn**,
And Uncle Frank is havin' a w*** with auntie.

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Anyway, I got to this page via Google (Surprise surprise! :-) whilst searching for the adult version of the "Yogi Bear" tune. (The same that Gemz was talking about.) If anyone knows where it can be freely downloaded, please could they send me the link? :-)
Or even better, post it on this board for everyone to see! :-D

In return; For those like me who like funny re-mixes, check out the London Underground song by Fitness to Practice - It's completely apt if you've ever experienced the Tube during rush hour! :-D
(CAUTION: The London Underground song contains highly obscene language!)

Farewell...And thanks in advance! :-)
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