I was only winding you up. I wouldn't dream of really getting you some pinky fluffy Dougals. Would I?!? Or would I?

Purple Dougals maybe. Or Dougals with a local twist, perhaps. More likely called "Dingles" rather than Dougals, in that case. Heh,heh! Private joke which you won't be made privy to until after Christmas!

No, no, it was just an idle threat. Or I could send you a different sort of Dougal

Your silly Secret Santa