Qwuaify? Ouch. Sounds uncomfortable. Disgusting even.

"His battered corpse had completely qwuaified, due to the hideous effects of the corroding green slime spray of the inchoate, formless monsters that had risen unexpectedly from the nethermost pits of Thoth and brought about his final, cluminating, and most dreadful end!"   (from the Necronomicon, Chapter 6,666, Verse 782) - Abdul Alhazred, the Mad Arab

Aside from that, what do you think, Amos, of someone who prays to a large graven image of King Kong twice a day?