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Thread #85652 Message #1588085
Posted By: Little Hawk
21-Oct-05 - 08:50 PM
Thread Name: BS: The horrors of qwuaification!!!
Subject: BS: The horrors of qwuaification!!!
It's awful. Just terrible. It's worse than Shatnerization. It's worse than cooties. It's just so, sooo nasty!
Read about it in this excerpt from the Necronomicon, courtesy of the H.P. Lovecraft Foundation which has preserved a copy of this forbidden text...a copy available for perusal only to a chosen few.
"His battered corpse had completely qwuaified, due to the hideous effects of the corroding green slime spray of the inchoate, formless monsters that had risen unexpectedly from the nethermost pits of Thoth and brought about his final, cluminating, and most dreadful end!" (from the Necronomicon, Chapter 6,666, Verse 782) - Abdul Alhazred, the Mad Arab