Qwuaification used to worry me when I was a young cadet in Starfleet. I was afraid that I would become qwuaified in the course of duty, and fail my ship and my fellow crewmates. I used to lose sleep over it. A mere 15 years later I had risen to command of a starship. I had faced mortal combat with lizard men, battled Klingons, and locked lips with green-skinned girls. Now nothing qwuaifies me. Nothing. I am beyond qwuaification. You can probably manage this too. After all, I did it. All you really need is steely determination, a strong sex drive, and an unremitting desire to go boldly where no man has gone before. Or woman... I certainly wouldn't want to be accused of being "sexist" in these enlightened times. Not me. No sir.

Qwuaification? Ha! I laugh in the face of qwuaification.

- William Shatner

p.s. Tune in to "Boston Legal" and see some great acting!