I KNEW it! I knew that Jolene would snag him! That bitch is a walking black hole for unsuspecting males. She's been wanting to goet out of town for a long long time and I know she got her rabies shots when she knew Jack was going to be in the Press Room. Believe me, this is one conniving piece of work!

I think that Jack should have been left chez Morse last night - he got on so well with Seamus the night before and he would have been free of encumbrances today. Now we'll have to put up with Jolene's antics at the song circle tonight. (Thinks - maybe we can get Seamus to carry her off before it really is too late. He's immune to her charms - if a llama can't reel him in there's no chance for Jolene.)