'Seed, I did do one impromptu gig in a pub in Bali on Christmas day, with a guy who couldn't sing and didn't know the words and another guy who played nothing but barred chords with his back turned toward me, and didn't know what key he was playing in. Consequently, I not only had to guess what the key was (singer not necesserily in tune with the guitar, but also had to shout the words to the out of tune singer a half a bar before he sung it! Add to that One microphone and no DI's and I think you have the gig from hell!

Needless to say my efforts were noticed by the assembled throng who eventually insisted that the other two pissed off and left me to it. Unfortunately, with all the shouting and stuff, I only had the voice left to do about 3or4 numbers.

Still a good time was had by all.

Cheers

bugsy