It's a sign of a bad winter a-comin'. The spiders are all trying to get indoors where they'll be warm. Gonna be snow and ice and hail and sleet and freezing rain and blizzards and glaciers. Them spiders are tryin' to get out of the path of the southerly migration of the mastodons.

Or maybe not. Could be a sign of a mild winter approaching.

Has to be one or the other. Has to be.



Have you tried insecticide? It's no longer a hangin' offense in Virginia.