The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #76059 Message #1591066
Posted By: Don(Wyziwyg)T
26-Oct-05 - 03:35 PM
Thread Name: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
I want an emergency exit, so I can leave whenever I choose.
There is a country graveyard with a stone which says
"Here lies Emily Smith, spinster of this parish, and our postmistress for forty years......Returned unopened".