He never has said anything I understand. EVER. Yeah, a word here and there, but not a complete sentence. Here for example:

"And let me say in conclusion, thanks for the kids. I learned an awful lot about bathtub toys - about how to work the telephone. One guy knows - several of them know their own phone numbers - preparation to go to the dentist. A lot of things I'd forgotten. So it's been a good day."
-- January 21, at a Head Start center in Catonsville, Maryland

Or this:

"Somebody - somebody asked me, what's it take to win? I said to them, I can't remember, what does it take to win the Super Bowl? Or maybe Steinbrenner, my friend George, will tell us what it takes for the Yanks to win - one run. But I went over to the Strawberry Festival this morning, and ate a piece of shortcake over there - able to enjoy it right away, and once I completed it, it didn't have to be approved by Congress - I just went ahead and ate it - and that leads me into what I want to talk to you about today..."
--March 4, at a fund-raising lunch in Tampa, Florida

Even the Babe couldn't do it as well as Bush. Remember, "If people don't want to go to the baseball game, there's nothin' you can do to stop them."

Go pee Bobert. You are gonna hurt something if you tie it in a knot waiting for Bush to make sense.