There was a thread a couple months ago about Joanne Davis, who wrote two songs about chocolate, of which one (the one I learned first) starts Does the voice of Tom Carvel cause you to pant?
Do you want a second helping, though you shouldn't (and you can't?
Would you lick the coating of a chocolate covered ant?
You're a chocoholic too!

Is the reference to Tom Carvel localized to this (western) side of the Atlantic, or is he universal? Should I post the rest of this song?