My very best friend is my little shaggy dog,
Chewing on my tennis shoes and running through the hall.
He's kinda like my shadow 'cause he's everywhere I go.
He sleeps in my bed but my mommy doesn't know.

I hide him in my pocket 'cause he's very, very small,
Germs, Germs, my invisible dog.

He runs like the wind and he knows some funny tricks.
He doesn't like carrots and spinach makes him sick.
He loves cotton candy and purple lemonade,
Oreo cookies and yellow Gatorade.

I hide him in my pocket 'cause he's very, very small,
Germs, Germs, my invisible dog.

We ride on our ponies to castles far away,
Chasing funny dinosaurs and dragons on the way.
We often go exploring where the rivers wind and bend,
Cowboy hats and wood rafts like Huckleberry Finn.

I hide him in my pocket 'cause he's very, very small,
Germs, Germs, my invisible dog.

I take him to church but no one ever sees
This little shaggy spotted dog sitting on my knees.
He's learning Bible verses and he loves the happy songs,
But he often falls asleep when the sermon gets too long.

I hide him in my pocket 'cause he's very, very small,
Germs, Germs, my invisible dog.