When I was a kid we learned to the tune of John Brown's Body...

Dorcas had some marmalade and
Dorcas had some jam
Dorcas had some potted meat and
Dorcas had some spam
Dorcas had some lemonade and then some ginger beer
and the Dorcas wondered why Dorcas felt so queer

Whups came the marmalade and
Whups came the jam
Whups came the potted meat and
Whups came the spam
Whups came the lemonade and then the ginger beer
and then Dorcas knew why Dorcas felt so queer.