Hoaxes, scams and frauds,
I see them in my in-box every time I log on
Hoaxes, scams and frauds,
But still some simple folk will come around,
And lay their money down.

I was born on the wagon of a travelling show
My momma used to dance for the money they'd throw
Poppa would do whatever he could,
Sell a little snake-oil
Pay for things with nickels that were made out of wood.

Hoaxes, scams and frauds,
I see them in my in-box every time I log on
Hoaxes, scams and frauds,
But still some simple folk will come around,
And lay their money down.



Cheers
Nigel