I decorate in terms of front yard political cartoons.

As we were coming out the front door the neighbor ladies who call themselves "the originals" , because they lived here longer than others, came and took a look at my 9 foot tall Arnold Schwartzenegger (labeled "Masters of Disasters" with Bush sitting on his knee and a decapitated Bill Clinton in a hanging chair called a Hammakah.

They were aghast, turned on their heels and walked faster than I had ever seen them go.

I guess mudcatters were aghast too. I posted pictures but no one replied. I suppose if I had made it to the Getaway I might still be on speaking terms with a few folks here, but that too is problematic.