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Thread #85868 Message #1593880
Posted By: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
30-Oct-05 - 07:44 PM
Thread Name: BS: Do You Decorate for Halloween?
Subject: RE: BS: Do You Decorate for Halloween?
I hang up a big King Kong effigy, some fake tommyguns, a gravestone with "Al Capone" on it, and a whole buncha wax fruit. I would not hang real fruit up, cos it would all get stolen by various of my primate buddies. One gorilla was drunk one time, and he ate a wax banana. It made him sick. I got a good laugh outta that. So he came back later and slashed my tires. We were feudin' for a long time after that. He ended up badly in a heist that went wrong at the 3rd National Bank. There was so much lead in his body afterward that it took 15 pallbearers just to carry the coffin and lay the ugly bastard to rest. His name was Blocko, and he ain't been missed all that much.