The only people Two Guitars DOESN'T hate, then, are the Jews ( and perhaps a few survivalist Baptists).

Come along this coming Sunday to New Mills for our "Jew-hating" Klezmer session! Bring either instrument, you'll be most welcome if you can hack the chords, or just come and listen. Yes, SOMBFAJ!

About half the "Jew-haters" playing will be Jews, but no doubt you hate THAT sort of Jew too.

And sha-blooming-lom to the pair of you!