The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #85037   Message #1596288
Posted By: greg stephens
03-Nov-05 - 05:47 AM
Thread Name: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
To my Yuletide Benefactor: if you are unsure as to how long six feet is, I suggest the best way to figure it out is to straighten the alligator(or crocodile) out on the floor. It can be quite difficult to make it stay straight, a rope at either end tied off to opposite doorknobs or something may be necessary.(Don't make the common mistake of tying off to drawer handles, these animals are quite powerful and can pull drawers right out). Then you lie down beside it. If it's longer than you are, then it's too big to be my present.