Dear Secret Santa,

I am a little bit worried about you. I've played along because I think that's what one must do in order to not upset the um...hopelessly demen..., no, I mean those who live in a different reality. In that vein, I do hope you remember what it was Major Benjy suggested, as long as it's not some kind of fish!

Thanks so much, no matter what, Dear, dear Santa,

kat(I DO believe in Santa, I DO believe in Santa!)