I can't find anything on the outcome (sorry) of this lawsuit. I have a hard time believing a guy who's just had all of his plumbing FIXED is going to have a heart attack just because his ass is stuck on a toilet,   He might have been laughing incredibly hard, but I can't imagine "OH MY GOD - MY ASS IS STUCK ON A TOILET SEAT AND I AM GOING TO DIE - AAARGH!"    I also believe you don't take 2 nitro tabs at once unless you want your head to explode. My mother did nitro.

Leenia, Superglue doesn't dry very fast while it's exposed the air. Try this experiment if you don't believe me: put a dab on a spoon. Wait 5 minutes. Since it bonds skin in seconds, 5 minutes ought to give you plenty of time. After time is up, apply spoon to end of nose. Please report back on your results.