All right Joe. Song for you...

HORSE RACING (Smith/Green)

I'd rather been born a racehorse
That sounds like a pretty good go
With a trainer and a ninety pound jockey
Who'd ride for a minute or so
I'd win the daily double
The Trifecta and the Exactor
'Cause I know what a stud farm is
And motivation would be a significant factor

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