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Thread #86072   Message #1598532
Posted By: Big Al Whittle
06-Nov-05 - 06:11 AM
Thread Name: BS: Mr Bush and Blair by WLdrummer
Subject: BS: Mr Bush and Blair by WLdrummer
I was more than a bit cheesed off with the results of the Iraqi election. Annoyed that we seem to have sacrificed young American and British – and Iraqi lives, to give power to a load of head loppers and hand choppers. Thus the song:-

Oh haven't Mr Bush and Blair done great!
(Didn't think it would appreciated in the music section - more you guys cup of tea!)

Chorus
Oh I know its a bit of a sod
But you have offended God
So you're gonna get your hand chopped off mate
It's called Shariah Law
And you're going to get what for
Oh haven't Mr Bush and Blair done great!

Well it was only the littlest while
That the tanks come rolling in
And with them, they brought democracy
But Iraqi folk were bonkers
They all voted for plonkers
Very different from you an me
Voting for George, voting for Tony
Chorus
Oh I know its a bit of a sod
But you have offended God
So you're gonna get your arm chopped off mate
It's called Shariah Law
And you're going to get what for
Oh haven't Mr Bush and Blair done great!

Nowadays I think you'll find
That the woman should walk behind
And you don't want to inflame me – showing off your hair
So never mind up the workers
All you women start wearing burkahs
Don't get in the dumps! Don't be chumps!
Just get in the mood and wave your stumps!
Chorus
Oh I know its a bit of a sod
But you have offended God
So you're gonna get your head chopped off mate
It's called Shariah Law
And you're going to get what for
Oh haven't Mr Bush and Blair done great!


So thankyou Geoge and Tony
For starting this 'ere ruction
Giving us all a laugh – with tales of weapons of mass destruction
You've both made life much fuller
For one or two mad mullahs
I can hardly wait for Iraq's re- entry
To the middle of the 14th century
©bigalwhittle 03/11/2005 11:59

to hear it
http://bigalwhittle.co.uk/id6.html