The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #10718   Message #159892
Posted By: Midchuck
08-Jan-00 - 08:26 AM
Thread Name: WORST single lines
Subject: RE: WORST single lines
I just found this thread, which mostly predates my discovery of this - I guess you can't call it a list, but it isn't really a webpage either - a whole new sort of animal...

Anyway, how could the thread possibly have gone on so long without anyone ever mentioning Kinky Friedman (and the Texas Jewboys - I swear I am not making that up!)

He was sittin up there for more than an hour
Way up there in that Texas tower,
Shooting from the 27th floor....

....

There was a rumor, about a tumor
nestled at the base of his brain
....

- "The Ballad of Charles Whitman"