The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1599734
Posted By: Amos
07-Nov-05 - 10:47 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
The line is long, and pained and slow
To the little room where Ladyes go;
No reason can the patrons see
Who wait so desperately to pee.
Alas, what is that awful din?
From deep the Ladye's Room within?
What agony, and pain and fright
Must cause such groanings in the night,
Such screams of bodies clearly torn,
Or else a child is being born!
The lasses in the long line frown
And tighten their sphincters further down
As through the door, the cries and moans
Rattles them down into their bones.
At last, at last, the latch is drawn
And lightly staggering, pink as dawn,
All flushed and bright with passion's dew
A cheerleader bright -- and then there's two!
Two breathless beauties, tart and glowing
With lustful smiles of secret knowing,
Who cruelly all these damsels vexed
While they were busy, having sex.
To top it off, the Sapphic rose
Whacks some poor toper on the nose
And leaving him stunned, escapes the light,
Away in the cool, clear Lesbos night.

Ganymede Philodendron
Tales of Forgotten Thespians
Athens, 1959