The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1600004
Posted By: MMario
08-Nov-05 - 10:19 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
and I must say I like this one (slightly edited)

Your nose hair is pleasingly twisted with the roots of a bristlecone pine that is so precariously perched on the side of a cliff it may easily uproot and fall upon the lobbyists below.

We have a bristlecone pine in the garden.