Emily was a very naughty goat and ate his next door neighbours garden

A good goat'll do that!


Ted, I hope you are a keen gardener. If so, I have the perfect solution for you. If you rearrange the gravestones, they'll make nice garden edging, then split that ole crucifix into lots and lots of garden stakes and you can grow tomatoes and stuff.

Jenny (always glad to help ;-))