I DETEST that frikkin' Roadrunner!!!!!!!! I'd like to see him shot, mangled, defenestrated, disembowled, beheaded, and pissed on! By Wile E. Coyote, of course. Why? It's patently unfair what they do to that poor coyote in those cartoons. It's sick. And it's rigged. I hate stuff like that.

See? I'm just opposing the conventional standard routine, that's all.