What do we do with them? Simple. Find out where they live. Hunt them down with torches and bloodhounds. Tie them hand and foot. Try them in a citizens' court. Condemn them to hideous torture. Strip them naked, flay them alive, make them watch "Gidget Goes Hawaiian" 85 times in a row, and then hurl them into a pit full of starving rats. If they survive, present them with either an accordion or a banjo, forgive them all their sins, and send them off rejoicing.

That oughta do it.