Somebody sent this e-mail to Ingrid the other day.

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THESE ARE ACTUAL NEWSPAPER ADS!

1.) FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful
little dog. Bites

2.) FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky
neighbor's dog.

3.) FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part
stupid dog

4.) FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks
German.

5.) FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat .. been
out awhile. Better be a reward.

6.) COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED...Also 1 gay bull for
sale.

7.) NORDIC TRACK: $300 hardly used, call Chubby

8.) GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.

9.) JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and
dryer $300

10.) WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
Call Stephanie

11.) FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia
Britannica - 45
volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer.
No Longer needed,
got married last month. Wife knows everything