Do you remember when we were young
And you were very small
Well now we are sixty
Things haven't changed at all!
So Mr Milne and Santa got together at last
To brighten up your Christmas
With a parody of the past

Catherine Jane Pettigrew Patterson
Said to her husband said she
You must never go down to the pub in the town
Without first inviting me

Catherine Jane Pettigrew Pattersons
Husband said in a trice
Why would I go to the pub in the town
When home can be twice as nice

So Catherine Jane Pettigrew Patterson
Sat by her husband's side
What happened next I won't repeat
But I think they enjoyed the ride!
A.A.Santa






A.A. = Another Anonymous