I'm sure a lot of you have already seen this, but I hadn't so here it is...

~S~

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A little old lady from Newfoundland had worked in and around her family dairy farms since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and little compensation.

When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores in approximately the 1940's, she read an advertisement offering $5,000 for the best slogan.

The producers wanted a rhyme beginning with:

Carnation Milk is best of all...

The old lady said, "I know all about milk and dairy farms... I can do this!"

She sent in her entry, and about a week later a black limo drove up in front of her house... a man got out and said, "Carnation LOVED your entry so much, we are here to award you $1000, even though we are not able to use it...."

This was her entry:

Carnation milk is best of all,
No tits to pull, no hay to haul,
No buckets to wash, no shit to pitch,
Just poke a hole in the son-of-a-bitch...