I suppose a PG-13 filter might be in order for this thread...

My son, now ex-military, says that while he was in the service a few years ago, two lists circulated among the enlisted men and women that consisted of one-item contributions from all over the world, land and sea. You know-- each recipeint would add an item and pass it along; I envision the resulting list (he has it on his PDA) being very like some of our Mudcat threads.

He warned us that most of the lists' items are VERY non-PC, but we are waiting for him to send both lists to us via email.

But I thought, why not get a start? The first list's topic was, Dr. Seuss Books That Never Made It.

His example was that great Seuss couldda-been, One Bitch Two Bitch. The text begins something like this:

One bitch,
Two bitch,
Fat bitch,
You bitch!

Support our troops-- add your contribution and we'll see if we can blast it out to our service men and women.

~Susan