Well Slats and Dilligaf live close enough to walk home if all else fails - so long as they do not wander in circles in the fields - as it's only about a mile. But if you cannot walk there is still the caravan and if you are too ished to walk you will not notice the cold!

Thank you for the thought Dilligaf, but if you know of a candidate, better to introduce me on an occasion when I will not have had about 10 Speckled Hens, and thus will still be able to rise to the occasion!

Locals Sean (used to play he says) and Sally (operatic soprano of some power - but hesitant to sing without worms and dots and much less to join chorusses) will probably be present - Linda you must make it your task to corrupt her!

No news yet of the local squeezer or bloke from the school.