I KNEW it! Here's Bush, wasting billions of dollars sending the US military halfway round the World to destroy evil while there's a poisonous viper lurking in his own backyard. This is a classic case of denial we've got here. I just hope it's not too late to stop the Schenectadonians (or whatver the hell they call themselves) from hatching their nefarious plot and destroying the American Homeland from within!

Take heed, those of you who live near Schenectady. Time to pull up stakes and git clear of the war zone. It ain't gonna be nice.