Hey! We don't use tanks, eh? We use horses and police dogs (like Rex the Wonder Dog or Sergeant Preston's dog, King). And don't forget this: we always get our man. The mayor of Schenectady is in deep shit if the RCMP get on his trail. For the time being, though, it's outside our jurisdiction. If your government can be persuaded to scrap the so-called Free Trade (ha! ha!) agreement, then we may help you deal with Schenectady. I stress the word...may.

If I was you, I'd think carefully about it. Don't come crying to us when the Schenectadivonians (or whatever it is they call themselves) have you all begging for mercy.