The UK grant Patent #GB2289222 on 1995-11-15 to inventor, Leakey Colin Louis Avern for "A device for collecting flatus gas from a human or animal subject, the device comprising a gas-tight collecting tube for insertion into the rectum of the subject and retaining means comprising a pair of O rings locatable in the sub-ject's inter-sphincter groove…" [The Patent Office]

          I'll tell you a story that is sure to please,
          Of a great farting contest at Burton-on-Tease,
          Where all the best farters paraded the field,
          To compete in a contest for various shields.
  
                  "The Farting Contest" DigTrad filename[ FARTCNT

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