Well, there ain't much I can say good about PA... It is the site of the second bloodiest battles of the Civil War... Onlu Antietam, jsut a few miles south beats it out...

It is home to the Philadelphia Eagles, whoes fans are the most redneckish football fans in the universe... These are the folks who threw snowballs at Santa Claus...

I mean, this one one danged redneck state... Glad that most of ytou all don't vote 'cause yer too busy huntin' deer 'er spittin' tabacco...

Okay, hey, you all do have Carlisle and the car shows....

An' some purdy danged mountains...

And Lake Erie...

And the Amish markets and shops in Lancaster...

Sniff...

And the....

Oh, I can't go on.... Why the heck is it that Gettysburg just hurts my heart???

Bobert