Bruce and Teribus remind me mightily of The Chimp and the Poodle MK1, who feature prominently in the auld scots sang by my friend Davie Robertson....Ake

"The Chimp and the Poodle"....Davie Robertson... Greentrax245

"The chimp and the poodle were ridin' the range,
says the chimp tae the poodle,"dae ye no think it strange,
That the world goes in fear,nay, in tremblin' indeed,
Ower a radge deekin gadge, wi a towel on his heid".
"By jings" says the poodle, "I'm shair that yer right,
but I'm ready tae bark if you're ready tae bite
An the dark clouds o' terror we soon will disperse,
Wi a nuclear holocaust under his erse!"


"Alas says the chimp "that'll no dae nae guid,
For the beardie auld bastard has ran off an' hid!
An' as tae the question o' where he is noo,
The truth o' it is that we huvnae a clue.
But tho' I'm nae gorilla an merely a chimp,
I'll show tae the world I'm nae limp wristed wimp'
For noo the idea's been put intae ma heid,
I'll annihillate some other bugger insteed!"


"Bravo!!" the bold poodle cried, waggin' his tail
Although yer a chimp yer a real alpha male,
But if ye wid show yersell aff it yer best
As a rid-blodded warrior may I suggest,
Theres that chap wi the mauser,ye ken
Ye cuffed him before ye could skelp him again,
He's got oilfields like cherries just ripe for the pickin'
"Come on!! blooter Baghdad, and we'll gie him a kickin.


Yee-ha yelled the chimp. Said the poodle,"wuff wuff!!
An they spat and they swore an looked helluva tough'
An invincible force tae the Gulf was ca'ed up
Led by Mickey the monkey an Fido the pup
As they entered Baghdad tae the beat o' the drum,
Theywere showered wi bananas an Pedigree Chum.
The stock market bounced back tae where it had been,
So hurray for "Democracy" God an the Queen.


And half a hurray for Teribus and Bruce ...Ake