The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #86498   Message #1609091
Posted By: freda underhill
19-Nov-05 - 04:54 PM
Thread Name: BS: JimmyT eat your heart out!!!
Subject: RE: BS: JimmyT eat your heart out!!!
I wandered lonely, drunk and proud
all floating by on valium pills
when all at once i thought out loud
and told the priest he made me ill
he had a mangy tartan merkin
with horror stories in it lurkin'

incontinent as his startled mind
that pickled up my silly stays
he retched in never-ending whine
inciting me to drink and pay
ten thousand downed I at a glance
tossing the glasses at his pants

he buckled over, screamed hooray
i tipped the oily knave in ghee
he went out stalking oft in May
and offered me a cup of tea
my eyes were glazed, my mind distraught
for brother Ken was such a sort

now oft, when in the vault i lay
in vacant or offensive mood
I know that Brother Ken's a spy
for the Mafia or Rodney Rude
and then my heart with pleasure fills
and suffocates the daffy pills..


f.u.