well,well,well,......... I see there has been a lot of adolescent giggling and tittering and making fun of ole jimmyt while he was away trying his best to make it a better world, one tooth at a time.

Giok, I have my legal team looking in to this Merkin bit. Harry Richard, oh how clever! These people have violated my very latest corporate research with planting a spy on my R and D department. It is just this type of corporate espionage that makes it so difficult for an honest businessman to eke out a living these days.   Now I shall have to let my chauffer go in order to tighten my belt.

So lets review:

We still have the best line of thongs on the planet, soon to come out with the camo line for the redneck southern women.

I have developed several edible products thanks to Jane and Geoff Duck and their UK market research. Sad to say the treacle thong has some ...........adhesion issues that we must overcome if this is to be a viable product. Thanks for all you have done, Mrs. Duck to run the experiments, I am sorry for the unpleasent "stickiness" and the whole ants-at-the-picnic incident was unpreventible . Send me the Casualty Department bill and I shall gladly reimburse you, dear.

This Merkin bit will prove to be just fine for our Scottish Division. I appreciate Giok for heading up our work amongst the Celts and Picts. I will not tell you exactly how he came up with the idea of inserting the male genitalia in somthing tha so resembles sheepwool, but it was absolutely brilliant, Giok. Keep up the good work, mate, ewe are the man!

I have a line of new products that will soon be available for Mudcatters everywhere, hopefully in time for the CHristmas gift-giving season, I can only give you a hint, marital aids that are environmentally friendly and combine the subtle aroma of several delicious products, kraut, beef jerky, tuna, beer, tandoori chicken, and Kim Chee for our Korean Friends.

Yes, friends, the corporate world of jimmytinc continues to climb over the biotech and dotcoms to earn our rightful placeamong the giants. more to come..........