"Global Warming. Don't ask me how Global Warming's responsible. I just figured that since a whole lotta people seem to blame everything else on Global Warming I'd be the first to blame it for three-minute eggs that take five minutes."

Ridiculous, ABSURD.

michaelr, do you lower the egg into the water with a spatula? If so, what KIND of spatula?

Glad you showed up BWL. This could be the beginning of the end regarding that egg.