The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #86498 Message #1609887
Posted By: Rapparee
20-Nov-05 - 10:28 PM
Thread Name: BS: JimmyT eat your heart out!!!
Subject: RE: BS: JimmyT eat your heart out!!!
Actually, all animals, regardless of species or genus, come in a "bunch." This is best demonstrated by the following, true-life, statements:
"Holy shit, Joe, there's a whole big bunch of buffalo comin' this way!"
"Look at that bunch of whales over there!"
"Colonel Custer, there's a bunch of Indians down in that valley."
"There'a a bunch of cattle down in the draw fer ya, Smokey."
"Gee, Dr. Fleming, that mold sure killed a bunch of bacteria, didn't it?"
"Saw a bunch of elk jist over the rise this mornin'."
"Be careful -- they've got a bunch of nasty dobermans."
"Wow, a whole bunch of leperchauns right in my own back yard!"
Inanimate things come in "crocks" or "buckets" and even sometimes in "bunches":
"They've had a bunch of bad luck lately."
"That's a crock of manure!"
"Buddy, you've just got yourself a whole bucket of trouble!"
"Henry, you're a crock, you know that?"
"That damn bunch of leperchauns left a a crock of...stuff...in my backyard, the dirty spalpeens!"
Well, that's settled once and for all.