Well, smart women know it's the guys with the most of that lovely testosterone who lose their hair earliest. Just as smart men know it's women with all that lovely estrogen who have a little extra padding in important places, and they never, ever complain about something so mundane as cellulite when they behold the shapely goddess -- or is it Oddess? -- before them.Right?
Vive la difference!
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