Sure is a wonderful amount of dross in this thread. And its great to see the Kinkster getting a long overdue mention. They dont come much more awfull than the legendary Texas Jewboys. Hows about this for the worst song title of all time - also from Kinky Friedman. Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed. Or, alternativly, They Dont Make Jews Like Jesus Anymore. But by far and and away the clear winner in the worst line ever stakes comes from the song Elenore by the Turtles backin the sixties. The chorous goes

Elenor, gee I think youre swell, And you really do me well, Youre my pride and joy, Etcetra.

And they actually sang the word etcetra. Ahh, they dont write em like that anymore.