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THE BICYCLE SONG
Uncle Andy

        G                         C
  I was goin' down the hill doin' ninety miles an hour
  
             G                   D
  When the chain on my bicycle broke.
  
           G                       C
  I was scratched all over by the rocks and the gravel.
  
         G            D             D
  I was punctured to death by the spokes.
  
    G                                      C
  I ain't kiddin'. I ain't a-lyin'. I was layin' there a-dyin'
  
            G                               D
  With the handlebars a-stickin' down my throat!
  
              G                             C
  I had the front wheel for a necktie, the back wheel for a collar.
  
         G           D            G
  I was wearin' the fender for a belt.
  
           G                                 C
  You can talk about your accidents in your hot-rod Fords and airplanes,
  
          G                             D
  But the accident I had will take the cake.
  
         G                              C
  I was layin' in the grass with the sprocket in my (pause) pocket.
  
         G              D               G    C  G  D  G
  I was never goin' to ride that bike again.