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Thread #86571   Message #1610936
Posted By: Big Al Whittle
22-Nov-05 - 02:27 AM
Thread Name: BS: British TV: Utter Tripe!
Subject: RE: BS: British TV: Utter Tripe!
took the words out my mouth, recent song:-

Have a drink its Christmas
LETS HAVE A DRINK
ITS SODDING CHRISTMAS!

lets have a drink
Its Christmas
cos its bollocks on the telly
lets give it some welly
lets have a drink
Its Christmas
I've got me Santa Claus hat
And I'm pissed as a twat

I dont need a bottle
I need a whole soddin crate
I dont need a woman
just me soddin mates
Merry soddin Christmas!
You try being Merry
Soddin' repeats of June and Terry
I need out of this shit hole
the great escape - my son
Steve McQueens motorbike
Right up his bum
Its sodding Bing Crosby
Dick sodding van Dyke
Its all them pictures
That nobody likes

lets have a drink
Its Christmas
Theres sod all on the telly
so give it some welly
lets have a drink
Its Christmas
Either shut your gob
Or show us your nob

Got the radio times, the tv times/
and the satellite
200 channels of complete shite
Order in the courtroom
here comes the Queen
All that money
Its soddin obscene
My husband and I
were drinkin guinness all night
ones shit turns black
but one feels all right


lets have a drink
Its Christmas
Theres sod all on the telly
So give it some welly
lets have a drink
Its Christmas
Edward my son
you have a large spotty bum

We had a bootiful turkey
What a pity its dead
It had a marvellous life
In its organic shed
Plenty of sex, plenty of feed
More bleedin drugs in it
than soddin Lou Reed
Its not the turkeys fault
if you gets the shits
Need hormone replacement
and grow big tits

lets have a drink
Its Christmas
Theres nothin on the telly
Lets give it some welly
lets have a drink
Its Christmas
wear your Santa Claus hat
An act like a twat