Sam Smith's premises of course used to have music. Zany Mouse refers above to the Brewery Museum in Stamford where we occasionally had music and, of course,the Scotgate Inn just round the corner which was at one time the venue for the Stamford Folk Club. At the time Humphrey had no interest in music for it cost him nothing and brought in the punters. However, now that money is involved he is very interested, in a 'not spending any' sort of way. Unfortunately he is a professional Yorkshireman of the music hall joke variety. The last time I saw him he was wearing a suit which must have belonged to his grandfather, a much smaller man! Maybe one day he will see sense, but I very much doubt it. As the old joke goes "why the long face - I found a shilling, so why the long face then - I lost a tanner"

Any chance of hell freezing over?